Language ambiguity

Some examples of ambiguity in language to show what can go wrong if you're not careful.

"I could cry with my feet." - my mother.


Even now after checking I think it is the unhappily married woman who was murdered, rather than poor Adrienne Shelly.

I really was standing outside this shop for a few moments waiting for the show to start.

How do we know who had the  treatment?

For a while I thought the police were going to down tools altogether.